英文笑話:Light Bulb Joke
Just to give you the hang of it…… How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb？
Five. One stands on top the table holding the bulb， the other four rotates the table.
How many Chinese does it take to screw in a light bulb？
Two. One screws in the bulb， the other one gives you the bill.
How many Indians does it take to screw in a light bulb？
Fifty. And they'll form a union after that.
How many Malays does it take to screw in a light bulb？
None. Malays are not supposed to screw anything other than their wives.
How many TNB workers does it take to screw in a light bulb？
Ten. One screws in the light bulb， nine others claim overtime.
How many MIC members does it take to screw in a light bulb？
None. They can't reach the bulb.
Somebody threw all the chairs and tables.
How many Sarong Party Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb？
None. Sarong Party Girls don't screw anything that's yellow （they only screw kuai lo）。
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