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          During basic army training,a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.“But,sergeant,all circles have 360 degrees,”called out a conscript.“Don‘t be stupid,”the sergeant roared.“This is a small circle.”

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