英語笑話：寫作文
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Writing a Composition One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition —— If I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reasons. "I am waiting for my secretary," was the boy's answer.
寫作文天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。
所有學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。
“我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。
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