英語笑話：遲到了
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner，a sign says，"School-Go slow".
老師：為什么你每天早晨都遲到？
湯姆：每當我經過學校的拐角處，就看見一個牌子上寫著“學校——慢行”。
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