那我要是再切兩次我能得到什么呢
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.
老師:如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半,我能得到幾塊兒?湯米:四塊。
老師:那我要是再切兩次,我能得到什么呢?湯米:漢堡。
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