Computer Joke(34)
Things to do While Downloading A File On Your Computer：
?Buff your mouse pad
?Make a list of things to download
?Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem
?Count to 500 in“click”language
?Go outside and actually breathe fresh air（don‘t overdo！）
?Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter
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