雙語笑話 一個好一點兒的男人
What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak．"Mary， you ought to have married a better man．""John， I did．"一個何等沮喪的情景：空蕩蕩的屋子，臟兮兮的孩子，精疲力竭逆來順受的妻子，自甘墮落的丈夫，還十分虛弱。"瑪麗，你真該和一個好點兒的男人結婚。""約翰，我是這么做了。"
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