看笑話學英語37:Photo of My Wife我老婆的照片
聽笑話學英語37:Photo of My Wife我老婆的照片
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一個生意人走進一家酒館，在吧臺坐下，點了一杯加冰的雙料martini。
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
喝完，那生意人往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又讓服務員把杯子滿上。
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
喝完，生意人又往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又讓服務生幫他把杯子滿上。
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
這時酒館的服務生說話了，“呃，老兄，我整個晚上給你倒martini都沒有問題，但你得告訴我，你為什么在點下一杯酒前都要往自己襯衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼”。
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
生意人回答，“我看的是我老婆的一張照片。如果照片上的人開始變得好看起來，那就說明我喝得差不多了，該回家了。”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 tavern
n. 酒館；客棧
2 bartender
n. 酒保，酒吧間銷售酒精飲料的人；酒吧侍者
3 peek
n. 偷看；一瞥，看一眼
vi. 窺視，偷看
eg:On two occasions she had peeked at him through a crack in the wall.
有兩次她曾透過墻上的一個裂縫偷窺了他。
短語
PEEK Polyetheretherketone 聚醚醚酮 ; 聚醚酮
Fly Peek 乘鯨少年 ; 乘少年
Sneak peek 先睹為快 ; 快速前瞻 ; 翻譯公司 ; 窺視
Heel peek 后拱窺
Peek cage 椎間融合器
Jerry Peek 杰瑞·匹克
Peek holes 找到洞洞
bruno peek 布魯諾的資料
Surprise peek 驚喜不期而遇
4 refill
vi. 被再注滿
vt. 再裝滿；再充滿
n. 替換物；再注滿
eg:Max held out his cup for a refill.
馬克斯伸出他的杯子要求再滿上。
短語
Refill inks 填充墨水
REFILL CARD 充值卡
Free Refill 免費續(xù)杯
refill opening 加油口
no refill 不再充填
Refill Assembly 注墨組件
Refill processing 回填處理
FUEL REFILL 氣體
Refill line 補水線
5 starts to look good
開始變得好看起來
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