看笑話學英語36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇
聽笑話學英語36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
一個陽光明媚的下午，蛇父親和蛇兒子出去散步。
The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
兒子問：“爸爸，我們是毒蛇嗎？”父親得意的答道：“當然了，孩子，我們是響尾蛇啊！為什么這么問呢？”“因為，我剛把舌頭咬破了！”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 slither ['slið?]
v. （使）滑行，（使）滑動
eg:Robert lost his footing and slithered down the bank.
羅伯特失足滑下了河岸。
短語
Slither Link 數回
Slither D 滿百贈送
T Slither 另類搖滾
Slither cut 滑削
Cold Slither 危險的合唱
Slither Rock 滑石
T Slither 另類搖滾
sidle and slither 卷曲流動搖搖滑落
Welcome to Camp Slither 變異蛇人
2 poisonous ['p?iz?n?s]
adj. 有毒的，惡意的
eg:All parts of the yew tree are poisonous, including the berries.
紫杉樹全身都有毒，包括其果實。
短語
slightly poisonous 有小毒
Poisonous snakes 毒蛇
be poisonous 有毒
Poisonous Growths 有毒的生長物
poisonous rice 有毒大米
Poisonous chemicals 化學毒物
Poisonous Attack 毒性攻擊
Poisonous Poke 毒氣沖擊
Poisonous Bite 毒咬
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