我就繼續(xù)給你講咱這半輩子的故事。
奶奶： Nelson, this is your last warning.小盆友，我再警告你最后一次…
奶奶： Earl, I can't get Nelson to go to bed. I've tried bribes. I've tried threats. Nothing works.
老公，我管不了小孫孫。這熊孩子死守著電視不睡覺，軟硬都不吃。
爺爺： Nelson, it's time for bed.乖孫兒，該睡覺覺咯。
孫子： I'm not sleepy.不嘛，我還不困。
爺爺： Not sleepy? Great!! Then I can tell you the complete story of my life. I promise I'll spare no details. Okay. Let's see…It all started…
還不困？好極了！那我就繼續(xù)給你講咱這半輩子的故事，我這回保證毫無保留，爺爺小時(shí)候哇…
爺爺： Nelson?孫兒？孫兒？
孫子： ZZZZZ…ZZZZ!!!呼（～ o ～）~zZ，呼（～ o ～）~zZ！
爺爺： It's gift, I guess.看我這實(shí)力，服了吧？
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