笑話習題簿10.29
JOKE:
Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched,revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets-sorry you didnt win. "
譯文：
有一次，我收到一封感謝信，是一個我曾幫助過的朋友寄來的。信封內(nèi)有五張彩票，都被刮過了，露出了數(shù)字。“非常感謝您的幫助，”信上寫道，“作為禮物，我給您買了些彩票----真遺憾，您沒中獎。”
Notes:
(1) lottery n. 彩票
(2) scratch v. 刮
(3) reveal v. 顯出
Exercises: 根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① The author received a thank-you note from one of his relatives.
② The author had helped one of his friends.
③ In the envelope were six lottery tickets.
④ The lottery tickets were given to the author as a gift.
⑤ The lottery tickets had not been scratched.
練習參考答案：
①F②T③F④T⑤F
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