英語幽默時尚版：泡泡溫泉
Unit5 Hot Springs 泡泡溫泉
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇05：泡泡溫泉(雙語閱讀)
A:Tom,look at your shoes.How dirty they are! You must clear hem.
湯姆，看看你的鞋子，多臟呀，你必須洗一洗了。
B:Oh.Mother,but I cleaned them only yesterday.
噢，媽媽，可我昨天才洗過的。
A:But they are dirty now.You must clean them again.
可現在它們又臟了，你再洗一次吧。
B:I don't want to clean them today. Even if I clean them today,they will be dirty again tomorrow.
我今天不想洗，我即使今天把鞋洗了，明天還會臟的。
A:OK,don't clean them then.
好吧，那就別洗了。
(ln the evening Tom came back from school.he was very hungry.
晚上湯姆放學回到家，他非常餓。)
B:Mother,give me something to eat, please.
媽媽，請給我拿些吃的吧?
A:You had your breakfast in the morning, Tom, and you had your lunch at school.
湯姆，你早晨吃了早飯，在學校吃了午飯。
B:But I am hungry now.
可我現在又餓了。
A:Oh,really? But even if Igive you something to eat today, you will be hungry again tomorrow.
噢，真的嗎?可是即使今天我給你吃的明天你還會餓呀。
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