英語笑話：生日禮物
Annie: "Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?"
安妮：“媽媽，你知道我要送給你什么生日禮物嗎？”
Mum: "No, dear, what is it?"
媽媽：“寶貝，不知道，是什么東西？”
Annie: "A nice teapot."
安妮：“一只漂亮的茶壺。”
Mum: "But I've got a nice teapot."
媽媽；“可我已經(jīng)有一只漂亮的茶壺。”
Annie: "No, you haven't. I've just dropped it!"
安妮：“不，你沒有。我剛把它掉在地上了！”英語 笑話 幽默
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