英語(yǔ)笑話：兩只蘋(píng)果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. "Share them with your sister," she said.
媽媽給了哈里兩只蘋(píng)果，一個(gè)小的，一個(gè)大的。“跟妹妹分著吃，”她說(shuō)。
"So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.
于是，哈里就把小的給了妹妹，自己狼吞虎咽地吃著那只大的。
"Cor!" said his sister . "If mum had given them to me, I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself."
“啊！”他的妹妹說(shuō)，“要是媽媽給我兩只蘋(píng)果，我就會(huì)把大的給你，小的留給我自己。”
"Well," said Harry. "that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?"
“噢，”哈里說(shuō)。“你拿到的不就是小的嘛，所以你還擔(dān)心什么？”
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