我今晚不得不在辦公室里加班
The little girl had just listened to her mother's reading one of her favorite fairy tales.
"Mommy," asked the child, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once Upon a Time'...?"
"No, sweetheart," replied the mother, "sometimes they start with 'Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight'."
小女孩剛剛聽母親講了她最喜歡的一篇童話故事。
“媽咪，”小女孩問，“是不是所有的童話故事開頭都是‘很久很久以前’?！?/p>
“不，寶貝，”母親回答，“有時它們的開頭是‘親愛的，我今晚不得不在辦公室里加班，晚些回來’?！?/p>
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