科恩先生聲明說他非常著急。
The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. "Show him, honey."
科恩夫婦被領進牙醫辦公室。科恩先生聲明說他非常著急。
“大夫，不要太貴的材料”，他說，“不要麻醉氣、麻醉針或者類似的東西，撥出牙就行了。”
“但愿我所有的病人都象你一樣有忍耐力，”牙醫欽佩地說。“現在告訴我，你要撥哪顆牙？”
科恩先生轉向他的妻子貝基說“親愛的，給他看。”
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