外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)精粹29：新手上班 (中英)
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small-crowed standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said，"Let' s get off the corner people.” A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner…NOW!” Intimidated, the group of people began to leave，casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first officer act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good,” chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop.
一位新警官和一位有經(jīng)驗(yàn)的搭檔坐在警車(chē)?yán)锏谝淮稳パ策墶Ｒ粋€(gè)電話(huà)打來(lái)說(shuō)讓他們?nèi)ヲ?qū)散一些閑逛的人。兩個(gè)警官把警車(chē)開(kāi)到那條街上，他們看見(jiàn)有一群人正站在街的拐角上。新警官搖下車(chē)窗喊道:“拐角上的人群快點(diǎn)散開(kāi)。”人們看了幾眼，但是沒(méi)有人動(dòng)。所以他又一次大喊:“那個(gè)拐角上的人們快點(diǎn)散開(kāi)……馬上!”人們由于害怕開(kāi)始離開(kāi)那里，并向他投來(lái)了不解的目光。年輕的警察很為自己的第一次執(zhí)法行動(dòng)而驕傲，轉(zhuǎn)頭向他的搭檔說(shuō):“看，我干得怎么樣?”“非常好，”老警察笑著說(shuō)，“只不過(guò)這里是一個(gè)公共汽車(chē)站。”
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