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        難道你沒有比較其他的東西?

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        Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon's name signed.

        Mom: You just care about this? Haven't you compared other things?

        Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.

        兒子:媽媽,約翰有一雙戈登簽名的鞋子。
        媽媽:你只關心這個嗎?難道你沒有比較其他的東西?
        兒子:是的,他媽媽比你漂亮。
               

                                

            

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