對(duì)不起先生你不能來(lái)這兒沒(méi)有領(lǐng)帶！
A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, "Would you like to buy a tie?"
"No,” said the man, 'I need water, do you have water?'
'No,' said the Arab,' but I do have a wonderful selection of ties.' He rode off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across the hot sand until he came to a beautiful Hotel. He crawled up the step, crying: 'Water! Water!'
The Manager approached him and said, 'I'm sorry Sir, you can't come in here without a Tie!'
一個(gè)人正在穿越沙漠感到非常口渴，駱駝向前停止。一個(gè)阿拉伯人跳下來(lái)，打開(kāi)一個(gè)手提箱，說(shuō)，“你想買(mǎi)一條領(lǐng)帶嗎？”“不，”男人說(shuō)，”我只需要水，你有水嗎？”“不，”阿拉伯人說(shuō)，'但我有一個(gè)漂亮的領(lǐng)結(jié)。”他走了，這個(gè)不幸的人繼續(xù)爬行在沙漠里，直到他來(lái)到一個(gè)美麗的酒店。他爬上臺(tái)階，喊著：“水！水！”經(jīng)理走近他，說(shuō)，“對(duì)不起，先生，你不能來(lái)這兒沒(méi)有領(lǐng)帶！”
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