那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事172：你為什么不跟他一起去呢？
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Why didn't you go with him?
你為什么不跟他一起去呢？
When l was in the grocery store I heard my friend moan,"Oh,did I just make a faux pas!"I stopped thumping melons andgave her my full attention.
在雜貨店里我聽見我的朋友呻吟著說：“噢，我剛才不是冒犯人家了嗎？”我停止拍打甜瓜，全神貫注地聽她講。
"I ran into Mrs. Jones,"she wailed. u I didn't know that her husband died last week,and I asked her hoW he was feeling. She said,‘He's gone.’ I assumed he went someplace for his health，and I said..
“我碰見了瓊斯太太，”她哀導著。 “我不知道她丈夫上周去逝了，我問她他身體怎么樣。她說：‘他去了。’我以為他因為健康原因去了什么地方，我說......
The words seemed to stick in her throat.
話似乎噎在了她的喉嚨口。
"What did you say?¨l prodded her."Good riddance?"
“你說什么了？”我催促她，“死了倒干凈？”
"Worse than that.I said,'WhY didn't you go with him?"
“比那還糟呢.我是說‘你為什么不陪他一起去呢？"
單詞&詞組
keep onels promise 遵守諾言
Well done 做得不錯
landlord 房東，地主，（旅館等的）老板
knowledgeable 知識淵博的，有見識的
moan 呻吟，哀悼，呼嘯
faux pas 失禮，失言
thump 重擊，砰然地響
prod 刺
riddance 擺脫，除去，驅逐，解除
知道不知道
各類樂器名一覽
Clarinet 單簧管
Flute 長笛
Saxophone 薩克斯風
French Horn 法國號
Trumpet 小號
Viola 中提琴
Cello 大提琴
Guitar 吉他
Violin 提琴
Harp 豎琴
Acoustjc Grand Piano/Grand Piano 三角鋼琴（用于演奏廳）
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