Computer Joke(20)
As Computer Tech I sometimes help clients over the phone. Here is a recent phone dialogue I had with one of my customers.
Tech：Workshops can I help.
Customer：My dog is not barking，how can I make it bark.
Tech：I am sorry mam but this is not SPCA
Customer：I know that but how can I make the dog on my computer bark.
Tech：Do you mean a dog in a computer game or something？
Customer：I mean a small dog that comes on when I type in Microsoft Word.
Tech：Are your speakers on？
Customer：No
Tech：Turn on your speakers and you will hear your dog barking when it barks
Customer：Ooooh why didn‘t I figure that，thanks so much
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