看笑話學英語14:Moses and Jesus摩西和耶穌
聽笑話學英語:Moses and Jesus 摩西和耶穌
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
一個竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個喜歡的CD機，他趕緊拿了。
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
就在這個時候他聽到有人說：“耶穌正在看著你。”他照著手電看來看去，嘀咕著：“到底是什么人在說話？”
He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
這時，他看到桌子上有些錢，他又拿了。。。那聲音又來了：“耶穌正在看著你。”
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.
他躲到一個角落，想找出是誰在說話。
He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
結果看到一只鸚鵡，于是他問鸚鵡：“是你在說話嗎？”鸚鵡承認了。
It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".
小賊說：“你叫什么名字？”“摩西”。
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
小賊說：“什么人給鳥取這種名字？”
The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
鸚鵡回答：“就是那個給他的羅威那犬取名為‘耶穌’的那個人啊。”
英語單詞學習：
1 flashlight
n. 手電筒；閃光燈
Eg:Wicky peeked at John's flashlight.
威奇向約翰的手電筒瞥了一眼。
短語
Shake Flashlight 手電筒 ; 搖一搖手電筒
Color FlashLight 彩色手電筒 ; 多彩手電筒 ; 多彩電筒
flashlight preparations 閃光信號燈制劑
Hernia flashlight 疝氣手電
Diving flashlight 潛水手電
Spy Flashlight 聰明低調的追蹤手電筒 ; 特工玩具之追蹤手電筒
flashlight earpick 發光耳勺
CHINA FLASHLIGHT 中國手電筒雜志
CHENGCHENG FLASHLIGHT 誠成電筒商行
2 hide
vt. 隱藏；隱瞞；鞭打
vi. 隱藏
n. 躲藏；獸皮；躲藏處
eg:He hid the bicycle in the hawthorn hedge.
他把自行車藏進了山楂樹樹叢里。
短語
Hide Layer 隱藏層 ; 隱含層
bull hide 公牛皮 ; 牤牛皮
calf hide 小牛皮 ; 小牛皮咖啡色顏色代碼
Hide Method 隱藏方法 ; 隱藏函數 ; 隱藏你的函數 ; 隱藏某個函數
Hide Delegate 隱藏委托類 ; 隱藏委托關系 ; 隱藏「委托關系 ; 隱藏
Hide Options 顯示 ; 隱藏選項 ; 關閉百寶箱
Hide Character 顯示
Hide Tangents 隱藏切線 ; 潛藏切線
Hide Flash 屏蔽煙霧和閃光
3 birdcage
n. 鳥籠；鳥籠狀物；信號燈；宿舍
Eg:I bound up its wound and made a small birdcage for it to recover.
我仔細給它包扎好，然后做了一個小鳥籠讓它在里面養傷。
短語
The Birdcage 鳥籠 ; 假鳳虛凰 ; 真鳳真凰 ; 假鳳實凰
Birdcage Press 鳥籠出版社
Birdcage Veil 只遮住半張臉的網紗
Birdcage Veils 新娘頭紗
Birdcage Child 鳥籠子
birdcage counter 鳥籠式計數器
BIRDCAGE COIL 正交線圈
Birdcage Records 出版者
Birdcage Inn 雀籠小客棧 ; 雛妓 ; 情色屋檐下 ; 吉他搖滾
4 Rottweiler
n. 羅特韋爾犬（德國的一種狗）
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