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        趣味圖片英語笑話:Larry 拉里(雙語)

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        Listen, pal, you are the first guy she's dated in 4 years. You better treat her well, or else me and couple of guys I know from downtown are gonna trak your ass down and rip your dorky face into tiny bloody pieces ... Get it,Larry?

        聽著,伙計,你是她在4年里第一個約會的男人。你最好善待她,否則我和其他兩個人,會從市區(qū)會跟蹤你,把你傻傻的臉斯成小片……懂了嗎,拉里?

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