父親節趣味小笑話：Poor Preacher 窮困潦倒的傳教士

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Poor Preacher
窮困潦倒的傳教士

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
禮拜后男孩問牧師：“我長大后會給你一些錢。”

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
“好啊，謝謝你。”牧師回答道：“不過為什么？”

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
“因為我爸爸說你是我們見過的最窮的傳教士之一。”

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