每日一笑： Who‘s More Polite？(6.10)
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more
polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always
tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰更有禮貌？
一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。 瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經(jīng)常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認為他更有風(fēng)度，因為無論什么時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。
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