每日一笑It‘s Me All Right(6.9)
A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right."
就是我
一位年輕漂亮的女士到銀行取錢。出納員在檢查了她的存折后問(wèn)道：“您能證明您的身份嗎？” 這個(gè)女孩聽(tīng)了這話以后看上去很迷惑，隨后她從手提包里拿出一個(gè)小鏡子。她對(duì)著鏡子照了一會(huì)兒，笑了：“對(duì)呀， 這就是我。"
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