詩人的名字
The Name of a Poet
Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today．
"It works like this," she said．"Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poet—Robert Burns, for instance．"She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns．"Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman, a bobby in flames．See? Bobby Burns!"
"I see what you mean," said the class know it all．"But how can you tell that it's not Robert Browning?"
詩人的名字
我們的老師正在給我們介紹現(xiàn)在某些學(xué)校使用的一種新的記憶訓(xùn)練系統(tǒng)。
“這個系統(tǒng)是這樣的，”她說。“假定你要記住一個詩人的名字——例如，要記住羅伯特·彭斯的名字。”她告訴我們把他當(dāng)作博比·彭斯。“讓你的腦海里閃現(xiàn)出一個倫敦警察的形象，燃燒著的警察。明白嗎？警察燃燒！”
“我明白你的意思，”班上的萬事通說。“但是你怎么能說那就不是羅伯特·布朗寧呢？”
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