我看的是我老婆的照片
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a
double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he
peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to
prepare another double martini. After he finishes that, he again
peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring
another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all
night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt
pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When
she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
一個商人走進一個酒館，在吧臺坐下，點了雙份加冰的馬蒂尼。喝完后，
他從他的口袋里，然后命令酒保準備另一雙馬蒂尼。當他喝完后，他再次
看了看他的襯衫口袋和酒保把另一雙馬蒂尼。酒保說，“聽著，伙計，我
會整晚給你馬提尼，但你得告訴我為什么你看看在你的襯衫口袋，然后訂
購充值。”生意人回答，“我看的是我老婆的照片。當她開始不錯，我知
道是時候回家了。”
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