一杯白蘭地所起的作用--雙語幽默漫畫
on a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. a small crowd immediately gathers around him.
在一個炎熱的夏天，一位上了年紀的男子昏倒在街頭。一群人立刻圍了上去。
"give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "give him a heart massage, " says someone else.
“給這個可憐的人一杯白蘭地吧。” 一位女士建議。“給他一點治心臟病的藥。” 另外一個人說。
"no, just give him some brandy," insists the woman. "call an ambulance," yells another person.
“不，還是給他一些白蘭地，”那位女士堅持說。“還是叫一輛救護車吧。” 有人叫道。
"a brandy!" the man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"
“一杯白蘭地。” 這時地上的那個人坐了起來，嚷著，“都閉嘴，就照那位好心的太太說得去做！”
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