整件事我都知道了
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth."
So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home from school that day, he says to his mother, "I know the whole truth." His mother looks shocked, quickly finds $20, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, Little Johnny waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." His father looks shocked, quickly finds $40, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your mother."
The next morning, Little Johnny is on his way to school when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy decides to try again. "I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops his mailbag, throws opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real daddy a nice big hug!"
小強在學校聽一個同學說，大多數成年人都至少藏著一個不可告人的秘密，而且這讓他們很容易被敲詐，只要說句“整件事我都知道了”就行。
所以小強打算試一下。那天他從學校一回到家里，就對媽媽說：“整件事我都知道了。”他媽嚇壞了，趕緊找出20塊錢給他，說：“千萬別告你爸啊。”
小強挺得意，等到他爸下班回家，迎上去就說：“整件事我都知道了。”他爸嚇壞了，趕緊找出40塊錢給他，說：“千萬別告訴你媽啊。”
第二天早上，小強出門去上學，看見郵遞員在他家大門口。這孩子決定再試試：“整件事我都知道了。”
郵遞員撇下郵包，張開雙臂，說：“那就給你親爹來個大大的擁抱吧！”
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