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        Elderly Joke(49)

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          Pointing to a super train set,an old man said to the shop clerk,“I‘ll take it.”

          “I‘m sure your grandson will like it,sir,”said the clerk.“I suppose you are right,”sighed the old man,“You’d better give me two.”

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