Reason of late

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　　The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?"

　　"Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom.

　　"Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said.

　　"No, I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.

　　遲到的理由

　　老師問："你為什么今天早晨到學校這么遲?"

　　"有人丟失了一元錢。"湯姆回答。

　　"哦,現在我知道了,你幫助他找錢了。"老師說。

　　"沒有,我在錢上站著，直到人都走開。"湯姆回答說。

　　A Note：

　　help vt., vi.幫助，援助 vt., vi促進；助長

　　Trade helps the development of industry.

　　貿易促進工業的發展。

　　It won't help you to cry.

　　你哭也沒有用。

　　vt., vi避免；防止；阻止

　　I couldn't help crying.

　　我忍不住哭了。

　　習慣用語：Help yourself.請隨便吧。

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