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Coincidence
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
“What a terrible voice！” he said. “Do you know who she is？”
“Yes,” was the answer. “She is my wife.”
“Oh, I beg your pardon.” The man said, “Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song.”
“I did.” was the answer.
巧合
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉(zhuǎn)身對他旁邊的男士批評道：
“多難聽的嗓音！”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎？”
“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
“噢，請你原諒。”客人說，“當(dāng)然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實(shí)在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”
“是我。”男士回答道。
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