從未來訪
A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says， “Six weeks ago when I was in your office， you told me to go home， get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. ”
“I didn't？” the doctor says.“ Then what are you doing out of bed？”
Notes：
?。?） spot v.（從很多人或物中）認出；看出
?。?） mall n.集市
Exercises：
根據短文選擇正確答案：
?、?Where did the guy see his doctor？
A. in the barber's
B. in the shopping center
C. at the railway station
D. in the hospital
?、?How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor？
A. two weeks
B. three weeks
C. more than a month
D. more than two months
③ What had the doctor told him to do？
A. to stay in bed
B. to have a nice sleep
C. to go home
D. to call him again
?、?We can see from this passage that_____ .
A. the doctor had played a trick on the guy
B. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time
C. the guy was very angry with the doctor
D. the doctor did call upon the guy
⑤ What had been the guy's problem？
A. He had caught a cold.
B. He had had a mental problem.
C. He needed a good rest.
D. He had been homesick.
從未來訪
一人在購物中心偶遇他的醫生。他走上前去說：“六周以前我在你的辦公室，你告訴我讓我回家去臥床直到你來訪。但你從未來訪。”
“我沒去嗎？”醫生說，“那你現在下床干什么？”
練習參考答案：
?、貰②C③A④B⑤C
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