他快樂地度過的日子。
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datson dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
曾經有只蝸牛這么慢厭倦了他的太慢的名聲。他決定去買一些快速車輪來彌補自己的缺陷。逛了一圈之后，他決定，得到達特桑240- Z的車子。所以蝸牛去最近的達特桑經銷商說，他想買Datson 240-Z，但是它想把“240- S”。
經銷商問，“為什么‘S’？”
蝸?；卮鹫f，“是”代表蝸牛。我想讓大家看見我呼嘯而過的知道是誰在開車?！?/p>
嗯，經銷商不想防騎賣車的蝸牛的獨特的機會，所以他同意把車上加一小筆費用。
蝸牛開他的新車，他快樂地度過的日子。每當有人會看到他放大的，他們會說“哇！240-S車去！”
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