34. Looking for a companion
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "
Notes:
(1) bachelor n.單身漢
(2) perfect adj.完美的
(3) mate n.配偶
(4) cute adj.聰穎的
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
?、?For what did the bachelor turn to the computer?
?、?What were his requirements?
③ Did the computer give him an answer?
?、?What was the advice of the computer?
⑤ What is a penguin?
34.找個(gè)伴侶
一個(gè)單身漢要電腦為他找個(gè)完美的伴侶：“我要找一個(gè)嬌小可愛的、喜愛水上運(yùn)動(dòng)又喜歡群體活動(dòng)的伴侶?！?/P>
回答是：“娶一只企鵝吧。”
練習(xí)參考答案：
?、?A mate
?、?small and cute; loved water-sports and enjoyed group activities.
?、?Yes.
?、?It advised him to marry a penguin.
?、?A penguin is a seabird of the Antarctic with wings used for swimming.
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