初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話11：大膽的猜想（中英）
2.A Wild Guess
大膽的猜想
Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery,he ran down the street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The professor asked if anyone knew
what that meant.
我們的物理教授千方白計地引導學生討論阿基米德的排水原理。他告訴我們，阿基米德去公共浴池洗澡，他進入池子，發現水漲高了，溢出池沿。他對這一發現十分激動，跑到街上高喊:"Eureka, eureka!”教授問我們誰知道他喊的是什么意思。
One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked! I'm naked!"
一個學生站起來答道:“我光屁股啦，我光屁股啦!”
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