Speeding 超速英漢雙語笑話

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Speeding 超速英漢雙語笑話

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. "Don't you ever look at the speedometer?" the officer scolded. Before I knew it, the truth spilled from my mouth. "As fast as I was going," I admitted, "I was afraid to take my eyes off the road."

因?yàn)槁眯型其N員為了謀生需要拜訪盡量多的客戶，所以超速飛車趕場(chǎng)對(duì)于他們來說也不是沒有過的事情。有一次我就因?yàn)槌俣刃旭偙灰粋€(gè)公路巡警攔了下來。“你有沒有看過你的時(shí)速表？”那名警官責(zé)問。當(dāng)我的回答一出口，我立刻后悔了，但已經(jīng)太晚了。“車開得越來越快”，我如實(shí)地說，“我的眼睛得一直盯著前面，沒敢看別的”。

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