雙語幽默漫畫：不接受幫助還為啥要求助呢？
why do you ask for help? 你為啥還求助呢？
drowner: help!! i’m drowning!!
溺水者：救命呀！！我溺水了！！
helper: don’t worry! just do exactly as i say and you’ll be fine!
helper: breathe air into your lungs instead of water!
幫手：別擔心！照我說的做，你會沒事的！
幫手：你要吸空氣，不要吸水進到肺部呀！
drowner: i can’t…! i don’t think…!
drowner: glue…glue…glue…
溺水者：不行呀。。。我不認為。。。
溺水者：咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕（不斷嗆水中。。）
disappeared…
（在水中沉沒了。。）
helper: if he isn’t going to accept my help, why did he ask?
幫手：他都不接受我的幫助，干嘛要問我呀？
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