英文笑話:The Height Of Emotions
Height of patience： A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
Height of frustration： A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence： A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples.
Height of Unemployment： Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.
Height of laziness： A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition： A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
Height of Sophistication： Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgust： While wiping after a good toilet dump， your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology： Condom with zip.
Height of Trouble： A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.
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