哪個要干凈的杯子?
服務員:茶或咖啡?先生。
第一個顧客:我要茶
第二個顧客:我也是茶——杯子要干凈的!
服務員:兩杯茶,哪個要干凈的杯子?
Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?
1st customer: I'll have tea.
2nd customer: Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
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