相同的職責
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly， also retired， in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army，" the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll catch on again fast."
Next morning promptly at eight o'clock， the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom， pulled open the drapes， gave the general a gentle shake， strode around the other side of the bed， spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said， "OK， sweetheart， it's back to the village for you."
一個退休的四星級將軍在曼哈頓的一個酒吧偶然地遇到了他以前的勤務兵，勤務兵也退休在家。這位將軍花了一整個晚上的時間來說服他回來做他的貼身隨從。“你的職責與在軍隊時完全一樣，”將軍說，“這沒什么，你很快就會再次理解它的。”
第二天早晨八點鐘時，前勤務兵迅速地進到前將軍的臥室，拉開窗簾，輕輕地搖了搖將軍，然后大步走到床的另一側，在他雇主的妻子屁股上拍了一下，說道：“好了，甜心，你該回到村莊去了。”
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