英漢雙語笑話113

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1.Always Thirsty"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?""No, but I am always thirsty!"總感到口渴一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術后醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”“真是太糟糕了！”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎？”“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”2.A Useful WayFather: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What"s that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.一個有效的方法爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀？杰克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關系呢？杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。

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