第1507期雙語笑話：路牌
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
The reason of being late
遲到的原因
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
老師：約翰尼，為什么你每天早晨都遲到？
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner. a guidepost says,‘School-Go Slow'．
約翰尼：每次我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著‘學校——緩行。
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