看情況而定
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?"
"It depends. If you don t use it, the shoes will never wear out."
Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the happened to be the customer she served. After the girl got the prescription from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?"
"It depends. " The doctor answered, "If you don t use it, you will never get better.
中文：
一天，一位醫生到鞋店買了雙鞋。他在離開柜臺之前，問售貨員：“這雙鞋能穿多長時間？”
“看情況而定。如果您不穿它，那它們永遠也不會壞。”
幾天后，這位售貨員病了，去醫院看病。這位醫生碰巧是那位顧客。
當售貨員拿了處方后，問道：“吃了這藥，我的病多長時間才能好呀？”
“看情況而定。”醫生說，“如果你不吃藥，你的病永遠也好不了。”
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