Luggage

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　 A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.'Do you always carry such heavy luggage?' she sighed.
　　'No more,'the man said.'Next time, I'm hiding in the bag, and my parter can buy the ticket!'
　　
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　　一個商人拖著他那鼓鼓囊囊的特大號旅行袋登上飛機，真夠費勁的。在一位機務乘員的幫助下，他終于設法將旅行袋進了頭頂上的行李箱?！澳偸菙y帶這么重的行李？”她嘆息道。
　　“再也不會了，”那人說道，“下次，我待在旅行袋內，我的同伴買票！”
　　

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