Synonym=Bad Language

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One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?"

"What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish,

I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?"

"Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.

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