英漢雙語笑話27

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1.

THE FIRST TIME

Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.

Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.

第一次

病人：我很害怕，這是我第一次動手術。

外科醫生：我完全理解你的心情。這也是我第一次動手術。

2.

GOOD SIGHT

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

好視力

律師：你說你離事故現場約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西？

證人：這么說吧，早上起床后我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠。

3.TELEMARKETER

I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.

"Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?"

"She is a baby, " I replied.

"All right," said the caller, "I'll try again later."

電話推銷員

一天晚上我接了一個電話，對方的聲音使我很快意識到他是個電話推銷員。

“晚上好，”他說，“我想和利厄喬納森說話。”

“她是個嬰兒，”我回答說。

“沒關系，”他說，“我以后再打。”

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