英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話28

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1.

HIS FAULT

Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.

Mother: How did he do it?

Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.

他的錯(cuò)

比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。

媽媽：他怎么打的？

比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。

2.

AN ENERGETIC WIFE

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

精力旺盛的妻子

鄰居：昨天夜里我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什么事嗎？

丈夫：沒什么。我的妻子有點(diǎn)不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。

鄰居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么會(huì)有那么大的聲音？

丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。

3.

GOOD ADVICE

The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. "Here," said the doctor, "follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you back here for a check-up in three months."

忠告

臃腫的銷售經(jīng)理做過常規(guī)體檢后，正要離開大夫的診室。“聽著，”大夫說，“遵守這個(gè)食譜，我希望3個(gè)月后再來這兒體檢時(shí)能見到四分之三的你。”

4.

THREE PEOPLE

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

三個(gè)人

有一個(gè)人參觀墓地時(shí)見到一塊墓碑上寫著：“在這里安息的是約翰凱利，一個(gè)律師，一個(gè)誠(chéng)實(shí)的人。”“這是怎么回事！”他叫了起來。“他們?cè)谝粋€(gè)墳?zāi)沽寺窳巳齻€(gè)人。”

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