青蛙哪去了呢？

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An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.

"To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully."

The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two sandwiches and a hard-boiled egg. Astonished, the professor said, "I was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog?"

一位粗心大意的教授正在講授解剖學。
　　“為了讓你們更明白我說的意思，我包了只解剖過的青蛙在這兒，希望你們非常仔細地觀察它。”
　　教授打開包包，看見里面有兩個三明治和一個水煮蛋。教授納悶地說：“我敢肯定我吃過午飯了，可是青蛙哪去了呢？”

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